Then Fillet gets her stupid ass kidnapped by Rootrick, the Thirstquencher empire, and it’s up to Musashi to get her back. With evidently no army to speak of, Princess Fillet - still not making the names up, I promise - summons the legendary warrior Musashi to retrieve the magical sword Lumina (which he does within the first ten minutes of play) and defend Allucaneet Kingdom. But anyway, the evil Thirstquenchers are attacking the Allucaneet Kingdom. And before you ask, no - I have no idea why the two nations have food-related names. The Allucaneet Kingdom is under attack by the Thirstquencher Empire. Respect your samurai elders, and hit the jump for the lowdown. And that’s where Brave Fencer Musashi comes in. Granted, Miyamoto Musashi never owned two magical swords, fought sentient plantlife, or destroyed a giant, steam-powered robot, but he definitely f*cking should have. It was one of the best (if not the best) action RPG titles on the PSOne, it’s got a huge following in Japan, and it’s (very, very, very) loosely based on the story of Miyamoto Musashi, the greatest samurai who ever lived. Admittedly, you’ve probably heard of this week’s forgotten game.

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